until further notice, i have decided to stop blogging. thank you all for your support you've shown the entire 1 and a half years this blog has been operating. i'm not going to kill the blog due to sentimental reasons. also, i may just get up and decide to start blogging again. add me up at Roger Chew on facebook if you haven't =)
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
It feels like somebody poured acid on my asshole.
sorry about the lack of updates. i just haven't been in the mood. been contemplating killing the blog.
ANYWAY,
i found this on fb.
the University of Nottingham certainly does have a certain kind of appeal when you think about it XD
on another note, i watched Manchester United v Liverpool live at Old Trafford.
matchdays at Old Trafford are magical. the moment i walked through the doors leading into the stadium my heart raced. i couldn't help but be in awe of the atmosphere. a 75000 sea of red were all in tune. the noise in the stadium was deafening. the pitch below was like a carpet of green. the view was stunning. it was one of those moments where you just stopped thinking for a few seconds and soak it all in. the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'woah' and i then broke into a smile.
this was the first thing i saw after going through the doors -
the best thing about Old Trafford is that wherever you sit, you can see everything clearly.
i loved every minute of it. i sang along with my fellow Manutd supporters. we cheered when the team scored. we cheered when Gerrard got sent off. we sighed when Evans hit the post.
we sang the customary Glory, Glory Man United. we also sang a song directed at Manchester City -
U-N-I-T-E-D,
United is the team for me,
With a nicknackpaddywack,
Give the dog a bone,
Why don't City fuck off home.
here are a few songs that the United supporters sang to the Liverpool players.
sung to the tune of 'Guantanamera' and directed at Fernando Torres -
Signed for the big club,
You should have signed for the big club,
Signed for the bigggggg clubbbbb,
You should have signed for the big club.
and to Gerrard, sung to the tune of Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) -
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
and i didn't know this until that day but they chanted "YOU SUCK BASTARD" alot! it's those kind of chants that you always hear on tv but can't really make out what exactly they're chanting. imagine 75000 people chanting "YOU SUCK BASTARD" to Steven Gerrard XD
bloody hell i want more.
ANYWAY,
i found this on fb.
the University of Nottingham certainly does have a certain kind of appeal when you think about it XD
on another note, i watched Manchester United v Liverpool live at Old Trafford.
matchdays at Old Trafford are magical. the moment i walked through the doors leading into the stadium my heart raced. i couldn't help but be in awe of the atmosphere. a 75000 sea of red were all in tune. the noise in the stadium was deafening. the pitch below was like a carpet of green. the view was stunning. it was one of those moments where you just stopped thinking for a few seconds and soak it all in. the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'woah' and i then broke into a smile.this was the first thing i saw after going through the doors -
the best thing about Old Trafford is that wherever you sit, you can see everything clearly.i loved every minute of it. i sang along with my fellow Manutd supporters. we cheered when the team scored. we cheered when Gerrard got sent off. we sighed when Evans hit the post.
we sang the customary Glory, Glory Man United. we also sang a song directed at Manchester City -
U-N-I-T-E-D,
United is the team for me,
With a nicknackpaddywack,
Give the dog a bone,
Why don't City fuck off home.
here are a few songs that the United supporters sang to the Liverpool players.
sung to the tune of 'Guantanamera' and directed at Fernando Torres -
Signed for the big club,
You should have signed for the big club,
Signed for the bigggggg clubbbbb,
You should have signed for the big club.
and to Gerrard, sung to the tune of Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) -
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
and i didn't know this until that day but they chanted "YOU SUCK BASTARD" alot! it's those kind of chants that you always hear on tv but can't really make out what exactly they're chanting. imagine 75000 people chanting "YOU SUCK BASTARD" to Steven Gerrard XD
bloody hell i want more.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
If you aren't going to do anything about it, stop giving me boners.
you guys remember kanye west's outburst when taylor swift won the vma award ahead of beyonce?
"Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"
what a douche. anyway here are some parodies. enjoy -
ON ANOTHER NOTE,
I am going to watch Manchester United v Liverpool on Sunday.
FREAKIN AWESOME. THANK YOU TEH TIAN JI.
Always blame the fat guy.
"Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"
what a douche. anyway here are some parodies. enjoy -
ON ANOTHER NOTE,
I am going to watch Manchester United v Liverpool on Sunday.
FREAKIN AWESOME. THANK YOU TEH TIAN JI.
Always blame the fat guy.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Hazmi : Dude. Likho just said "Oh my pretty pretty boy".
i never realized how big my room toilet was bloody hell XD
yes i'm back in msia and i've really been enjoying myself. 1st time ive truly had a full stomach in 3 months.
the journey back here was tiresome. the journey from my doorstep in hull to my hse doorstep was exactly 24 hours. had to travel from humberside to amsterdam to singapore then to msia. the 7 hour transit in amsterdam was the killer. it wasn't as smooth sailing though. was supposed to return on the 19th but i wasn't allowed to get on the plane to amsterdam in hull because i had a connecting flight from damn amsterdam and they didn't want people to fill up the airport. and when i DID get back, both my luggages were missing bloody hell.
ANYWAY
BLESSED CHRISTMAS EVERYONE =)
yes i'm back in msia and i've really been enjoying myself. 1st time ive truly had a full stomach in 3 months.
the journey back here was tiresome. the journey from my doorstep in hull to my hse doorstep was exactly 24 hours. had to travel from humberside to amsterdam to singapore then to msia. the 7 hour transit in amsterdam was the killer. it wasn't as smooth sailing though. was supposed to return on the 19th but i wasn't allowed to get on the plane to amsterdam in hull because i had a connecting flight from damn amsterdam and they didn't want people to fill up the airport. and when i DID get back, both my luggages were missing bloody hell.
ANYWAY
BLESSED CHRISTMAS EVERYONE =)
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
After taking the picture of myself in flip flops and shorts in the snow, I had no feelings in my toes and penis. However, it was worth it.
twilight burns -
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normal stuff -
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Always blame the fat guy.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
WHY DID THE PROTON WIRA HAVE TO DIE?!
alright, after receiving a slight push from Ms Tan Su Ann, i'm gonna post my views about the guy who recently committed suicide, Alviss Kong. i'll try to keep it short and sweet cause it's about a dead guy and i gotta be somewhat respectable to the dead HAHA
do note that i don't know the guy and i'm writing this entirely based on what i have read the past few days =)
the 1st thing that really pissed me off about this guy is that he thinks that he's the fucking king of the ladies. yeah you might be good looking but if there's absolutely nothing in your head then you aren't really that much of a catch are you? he complained on his blog that he confessed to his ex 5 times and that she had rejected him the first 4 times wtf. SO THE GIRL IS in yr own words 'CRUEL + EVIL' BECAUSE SHE FUCKING REJECTED YOU? wtf this guy is so damn full of himself. so things didn't work out between him and the girl - why curse her? the idiot said that she's fucking evil and then proceeded to say that he loves her. he insulted her then REQUESTED OTHER PEOPLE to not blame her. damn immature for a 22 year old.
he doesn't fucking act his age. an effing 22 year old guy can't differentiate between a korean drama and fucking reality. he thinks that he's romeo and his ex is juliet. he thinks that if he kills himself the girl will fall back in love with him? XD the fucker threw away his life for a girl who loved him for 4 months. he couldn't keep his life for his mother who loved him his entire life. still fucking amazing in my opinion XD
he keeps saying he loves the girl. GOSH IMAGINE HOW HER LIFE IS NOW? there are actually fuckers that are blaming her for the dumbass' death! so yeah she cheated on him. did she take him by the hand to the 14th floor then push him off? now she will never live a normal life again =) she'll blame herself for the fucker's death. she'll be afraid to fall in love again and if she ever does get into another relationship and it doesn't work out, she won't have the balls to break up with the guy because guess what? she'll think that HE'LL KILL HIMSELF =D
note how he used facebook to supposedly countdown his death XD 45 minutes more what SHOULD he do? dude. attention seeking much? why tell the world? you wanna kill yourself go freaking jump! why effing wait till 12am? is it more romantic to die at 12am? dumbass. whats more he took a picture of himself crying and posted it on facebook wtf. this guy is fucking amazing seriously. you wanna cry then cry - why show the world your tears? no friends to call? to me it seems like the idiot was trying to show the world that he was a *good and sensitive lover*. MY FOOT has a better chance of pulling off the act of being a good and sensitive lover. his actions show that he's more of trying to gain attention and get people's sympathy. effing 22 years old HAHA
the thing about him using facebook is that because he used it as a countdown to committing suicide, one of the ministers actually talked about banning facebook in Msia. so somehow, all of us are involved as well =D
another thing. he told his sister that he loves her through a fb comment. doesn't she AT LEAST deserve a phone call? i mean he didn't even have to tell her his grand master plan to jump off a building (i still don't know how he managed to think of such an extraordinary way to go), he could have just told her that he loves her like a DECENT brother. and to top it all off, THE FUCKER HAD TO LAND ON A FUCKING AWESOME BROWN PROTON WIRA WTF DUDE what the hell did the car owner did to you?
in a nutshell, this guy is stupid. you can't get more stupid than this.
OR CAN YOU?
look no further. they're all over the internet. yes, they're the dumbass' supporters =D
i still find this unbelievable but there are actually people who are supporting the fucker!
*He died for love*
*He is so romantic*
*He is so sweet. He died for the girl*
WHATTHEFUCK?! they're making it sound like its fucking cool to commit suicide!
they have created a fan page on fb for him XD they want to build a temple for him XD they want to make the day he died a public holiday XD who the fuck do you guys think he is? oh dear someone died. lets make the day he died a public holiday HAHA
the fan page really annoys me actually. if you are a fan of someone, it means you look up to them and appreciate what they have done and that you strive to do the same. THE FUCKER FUCKING JUMPED OFF A FUCKING BUILDING AND LANDED ON A FUCKING AWESOME BROWN PROTON FUCKING WIRA XD so next month there is gonna be a social event where everyone in the group jumps off a building? =D
one thing we can all take to heart is that he suffered like hell before he died because apparently he jumped at 12am and but was only pronounced dead at 9am. the fall didn't kill him but the blood loss did it. NICE =D one things for sure - he's definitely rotting in hell now. i don't mean to sound so blunt but i don't think there's any other way to describe it =D
condolences to the family and friends and the brown proton wira owner.
and supporters HAHA
but seriously though, the real victim here is the brown proton wira owner.
Always blame the fat guy.
do note that i don't know the guy and i'm writing this entirely based on what i have read the past few days =)
the 1st thing that really pissed me off about this guy is that he thinks that he's the fucking king of the ladies. yeah you might be good looking but if there's absolutely nothing in your head then you aren't really that much of a catch are you? he complained on his blog that he confessed to his ex 5 times and that she had rejected him the first 4 times wtf. SO THE GIRL IS in yr own words 'CRUEL + EVIL' BECAUSE SHE FUCKING REJECTED YOU? wtf this guy is so damn full of himself. so things didn't work out between him and the girl - why curse her? the idiot said that she's fucking evil and then proceeded to say that he loves her. he insulted her then REQUESTED OTHER PEOPLE to not blame her. damn immature for a 22 year old.
he doesn't fucking act his age. an effing 22 year old guy can't differentiate between a korean drama and fucking reality. he thinks that he's romeo and his ex is juliet. he thinks that if he kills himself the girl will fall back in love with him? XD the fucker threw away his life for a girl who loved him for 4 months. he couldn't keep his life for his mother who loved him his entire life. still fucking amazing in my opinion XD
he keeps saying he loves the girl. GOSH IMAGINE HOW HER LIFE IS NOW? there are actually fuckers that are blaming her for the dumbass' death! so yeah she cheated on him. did she take him by the hand to the 14th floor then push him off? now she will never live a normal life again =) she'll blame herself for the fucker's death. she'll be afraid to fall in love again and if she ever does get into another relationship and it doesn't work out, she won't have the balls to break up with the guy because guess what? she'll think that HE'LL KILL HIMSELF =D
note how he used facebook to supposedly countdown his death XD 45 minutes more what SHOULD he do? dude. attention seeking much? why tell the world? you wanna kill yourself go freaking jump! why effing wait till 12am? is it more romantic to die at 12am? dumbass. whats more he took a picture of himself crying and posted it on facebook wtf. this guy is fucking amazing seriously. you wanna cry then cry - why show the world your tears? no friends to call? to me it seems like the idiot was trying to show the world that he was a *good and sensitive lover*. MY FOOT has a better chance of pulling off the act of being a good and sensitive lover. his actions show that he's more of trying to gain attention and get people's sympathy. effing 22 years old HAHA
the thing about him using facebook is that because he used it as a countdown to committing suicide, one of the ministers actually talked about banning facebook in Msia. so somehow, all of us are involved as well =D
another thing. he told his sister that he loves her through a fb comment. doesn't she AT LEAST deserve a phone call? i mean he didn't even have to tell her his grand master plan to jump off a building (i still don't know how he managed to think of such an extraordinary way to go), he could have just told her that he loves her like a DECENT brother. and to top it all off, THE FUCKER HAD TO LAND ON A FUCKING AWESOME BROWN PROTON WIRA WTF DUDE what the hell did the car owner did to you?
in a nutshell, this guy is stupid. you can't get more stupid than this.
OR CAN YOU?
look no further. they're all over the internet. yes, they're the dumbass' supporters =D
i still find this unbelievable but there are actually people who are supporting the fucker!
*He died for love*
*He is so romantic*
*He is so sweet. He died for the girl*
WHATTHEFUCK?! they're making it sound like its fucking cool to commit suicide!
they have created a fan page on fb for him XD they want to build a temple for him XD they want to make the day he died a public holiday XD who the fuck do you guys think he is? oh dear someone died. lets make the day he died a public holiday HAHA
the fan page really annoys me actually. if you are a fan of someone, it means you look up to them and appreciate what they have done and that you strive to do the same. THE FUCKER FUCKING JUMPED OFF A FUCKING BUILDING AND LANDED ON A FUCKING AWESOME BROWN PROTON FUCKING WIRA XD so next month there is gonna be a social event where everyone in the group jumps off a building? =D
one thing we can all take to heart is that he suffered like hell before he died because apparently he jumped at 12am and but was only pronounced dead at 9am. the fall didn't kill him but the blood loss did it. NICE =D one things for sure - he's definitely rotting in hell now. i don't mean to sound so blunt but i don't think there's any other way to describe it =D
condolences to the family and friends and the brown proton wira owner.
and supporters HAHA
but seriously though, the real victim here is the brown proton wira owner.
Always blame the fat guy.
Friday, December 17, 2010
There's an alien growing in my stomach thats gonna explode out of my vagina!
i'll start with my fav =)
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Always blame the fat guy.
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